It’s a sad, sad commentary on society and America when you hear the news that Edina, Minnesota — an affluent Minneapolis suburb — will no longer be providing its citizens
free doggie poop bags. Oh it’s not an economy-budget-cut thing. It’s because people keep stealing them! Director of Parks and Recreation John Keprios said park workers would fill dispensers in the morning and find them empty by noon. He explained, “People walk up and take them until they’re gone.” Now seriously — what are you going to do with a bunch of doggie poop bags! That’s just being mean, stealing because you can and that’s very sad indeed.