Top Country Artists Tweets

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The top tweets from your favorite country artists this past week.
Blake Shelton (@BlakeShelton): “Thanks Seattle TSA!!! I was ready for the hand j– but checking my temperature? That took me by surprise.”

Joe Nichols (@JoeNichols): “Just went through airport security. Good news …. my prostate is fine … glass half full.”

Kellie Pickler (@kelliepickler): “I love the fact that I can go ANYWHERE in North Carolina and order sweet tea, grits, and fried okra and they won’t look at me like I’m crazy.”

Rascal Flatts’ Jay DeMarcus (@JayDeMarcus): So … Twilight in a nutshell is: “I love the vampire. No wait, I love the wolf. No! Wait the vampire! No! The wolf!! Dammit! I love em both.”

Josh Thompson (@TheJoshThompson): “I love Sky Mall Magazine. Don’t make me get a battery operated briefcase turntable.”

Frankie Ballard (@FrankieBallard): “I met a cute baby on the plane to Hartford. I looked at her and smiled, and she puked all over herself … nice to meet you too.”

Trent Tomlinson (@TrentTomlinson): “Traffic! Traffic! Traffic!!! The one thing that makes me wanna scissor kick
people in the back of the head!!”

Billy Currington (@billycurrington): “For some reason I always raise my cell phone way up in the air like it’s gonna get me a better signal. I don’t think it really works.”

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