Love Or Something Like It

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98519614 Love Or Something Like It

Want to know what country singer [lastfm link_type=""]Josh Thompson[/lastfm]‘s Valentine’s Day secrets are? Find out here how he likes to woo the ladies…

“I like to woo the ladies with dipping them in chocolate, with…. you know, I mean, I’m usually a delivered-flowers kind of guy. You know, have ‘em show up at the work, you know, so that the other people that didn’t get flowers can be envious, and then, when they get home, I usually like to have dinner ready. And me waiting in a sexy apron with a little red ribbon tied around my neck.” Well?  the ladies may like him dressed that way, but for me it’s TMI.   And then there’s [lastfm link_type=""]Chris Young[/lastfm]‘s pick-up-line: ”This is not mine, but this is a buddy of mine, and I thought this was the funniest line I’ve ever heard — and he used it on a bartender one time, and it worked. He said…he walked up to her, he’s like, ‘Look, you’re pretty much the hottest woman in here, and I’m pretty much the least attractive guy. You’re my only shot at havin’ average-looking kids. Can I get your number?'”  Now why didn’t I think of that?

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