Today is write a song Wednesday. What happens is we have a phrase or word of the day and we ask you to call in and give us the rest of the lyrics to the song. We have you, our great listeners writing a song that Cledus T. Judd goes and sings.

Your breath smells like onions and your breast sag like a cow, why’s you steal all my funions.

If you ever say that to her face oo pow, open a bag of pork rinds and an ice cold beer.

stay away from her mouth but whisper in her ear, I’m sitting on my back porch contemplating life.

I’d rather swaller gas than make out with my wife.

Listen to Cledus T. Judd sing the song our listeners wrote.