As Gasparilla 2013 is upon us, it’s a good time to remind you that you really should party safe. After all you could get hurt, hurt someone else, or even worse… end up on my WQYK countdown of the 5 Funniest Drunken Idiots of Gasparilla Countdown!

From a Captain Morgan faceplant on live TV to some great work by camera phone paparazzi capturing some amazing intoxicated choreography, you’re sure to get a chuckle out of these. Be sure to vote for your favorite at the bottom!

#5: Dancing on the rail… you know this isn’t going to end well!

#4: It’s entirely possible that it’s just the other people in this line dance just didn’t know the steps.

#3: This looks like a good place to sit and sober up. Oops! Maybe not.

#2: No really, you’re a great dancer dude.

#1: This awesomeness happened live on TV! You had too much Morgan there, Captain!

Stay safe this Gasparilla! Party, but be responsible. Designate a driver and be around for Gasparilla 2014! Otherwise there are far too many camera phones around these days and you could end up on this page next year!