Write A Song Wednesday: The Perfect Man

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This edition of Write A Song Wednesday took an unexpected and creative turn from our listeners!! They ended up building “the perfect man” …well, depending on how high your standards are!

The opening line was provided by none other than Eric Church! Eric suggested we rhyme “I’m too tired to think” with the word “drink,” but the song actually stayed away from booze this week!

John Rhey, local musician from Lakeland, put the lyrics to song & performed for us! CLICK HERE to check out John’s music & schedule on Facebook!
The Perfect Man
I’m too tired to think
After working all day, I stink
Give me a shower & Axe Body Spray
I wax my mustache and put on my toupee
I’m such a nice guy
When we go out to dinner,
I’ll even let you pay
You can take me home to my mom’s house tonight
But first, I gotta pick her up
a pack of Marlboro Lights
We’ll be all alone because mom’s at bingo…
alllll riiiight!

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