How to Speak Like Carol Sue & Getting Cooter Browned
I have been on the air in country radio for close to 25 years with 16 years in Tampa Bay area. In that time I have learn lots of redneck sayings. It is my regular Saturday Night All Request show caller Carol Sue who has taught me some of the best redneck lingo I have ever heard. She is my resident redneck lingo expert on WQYK. Here are some of my favorite Carol Sue sayings.
Carol Sue’s Redneck Lingo
Far: If he don’t turn that stove down, them chickens will catch far.
Hep: “HEP! There’s a far!”
Bard: Cousin Jesse bard money from me and I ain’t seent him since.
Nekkid: There he was nekkid as a jaybird.
Shevuhlay: I got me a new shevuhlay pickup!
Tar: He got him a flat tar!
Spearmint: Billy Ray doin’ some type of spearmint in school.
Clinics: You got any clinics so I could wipe my nose?
Gubmint: Casey dun got a gubmint job.
Zat: Zat yo’ car?
Drunk: Cooter Browned
Speaking of getting Cooter Browned, here’s a crazy video about that – as Carol Sue would say it’s “Nuttier than a port-a-potty at a peanut festival.”
There’s Even A Cooter Brown on Twitter with Redneck Wisdom
You could give her Heaven and Earth – she'd still want a tater patch in Hell.—
Cooter Brown (@SouthMouthBook) April 06, 2013