Write A Song Wednesday: Baby Had A Thong
The opening line this morning was given to us by Jon Pardi, who will take the stage this Sunday at the Fun N Sun Toyota Celebration. It’s a free show at Coachman Park in Clearwater!
Our friends from Clemons Road are back for Write A Song Wednesday! They have a big show coming up Friday, May 10th at Boots & Buckles Saloon in Lakeland, along with Michael Ray (who won “The Next” with John Rich).
It’s always an adventure when the boys of Clemons Road are in studio! This week was no exception… When a song starts in Vegas, it’s going to end up in a crazy place!!
Baby Had A Thong
I had a great time in Las Vegas
and my mind is a little blurry
She had a mustache and was very furry
She had buck teeth & big feet
I got freaked out when I saw her buttcheeks
Baby had a thong
Made me wanna throw my breakfast up on you
Every white trash buttcrack
that I’ve ever seen
Ain’t got nothing on you
With an adam’s apple and chest hair,
I think she’s a dude