Write A Song Wednesday: Always Wanted To Milk A Squirrel
When we interviewed Brett Eldredge, we asked him to provide an opening line for Write A Song Wednesday. He asked if it could be totally random. We realized after the fact that we should NOT have answered that question with “Sure!”.
Brett gave us the opening line, “I’ve always wanted to milk a squirrel.”
We noticed that the weirder the opening line, the weirder the subsequent lines are. Today was no exception. Luckily, we had the one guy that’s an expert in weirdness, Justin Grimes, to perform the song. Check out how he turned the following lyrics into another masterpiece!
Justin even gives a bonus performance… Outkast “Hey Ya!” Great stuff!
I’ve always wanted to milk a squirrel
with a martini in my other hand
and I do it while sitting on my redneck verandah
while kissing my girlfriend Miranda
It sucked when her husband showed up
Then I done spilled the squirrel milk cup
I just knew Blake Shelton was gonna kick my butt