Our opening line for Write A Song Wednesday came from Larry the Cable Guy!! We were half-expecting it to be something wacky funny, but Larry kept it pretty simple with “I’m sitting on the steps, smoking a cigar.” …since, well, that’s what he was doing at the time.
Our buddies, Clemons Road, came in to perform the final song! CLICK HERE to like them on Facebook, and you’ll be entered to win tickets to their upcoming show this weekend!
Each week, a celebrity gives us an opening line. Then, our listeners add lyrics line by line. The story took a sort of strange turn when midgets were brought into the picture… Check out the lyrics, then listen below to the song!
I’m sitting on the steps smoking a cigar
cause my wife’s with my boss
and my kids got the car
So, I’ll take his wife
Gotta love livin’ the Jerry Springer life
Gonna take her to Gibsonton & pick up a midget