Write A Song Wednesday: Maggie Rose Sings “Fake Leg Flask”
This morning was an extra-special edition of Write A Song Wednesday! Normally, we have an artist or celebrity give us an opening line. Then, a local talent comes in to help write and perform the creation.
However, RMP Entertainment recording artist Maggie Rose (“Looking Back Now”) was in studio to handle all of the honors! Maggie came up with the opening line, “I missed the bourbon festival last week.”
Our listeners called in and added lyrics, line by line. Along with her musicians Luke and Graum, she came up with a fantastic song that tells the story of a misguided nude runner that ends up in jail… and an unexpected hero saves the day!
Check out the lyrics below… then take a listen!
I missed the bourbon festival last week
I’m gonna miss the nudist running festival this week
So then I decided to go to the Guava Festival
and you can’t believe what I saw…
a man in blueberry spandex doing the watermelon crawl
He pulled off his leg and it was full of bourbon
The bourbon I drank must’ve been stale
I woke up in a Mexican prison