Moron Moment of the Day: Woman Steals Lobsters for WHAT?!
A Deland, Florida woman was arrested earlier this week after stuffing seven frozen lobster tails down her pants in a local Publix.
Nichole Ann Reed walked around with the lobsters in her pants before leaving the store, and told police she walked into the store with the intention of stealing them.
Reed said she wanted to trade the lobsters for a Chinese buffet lunch or drugs for her and her friend.
Reed was released on $250 bail.