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  • U.S. DOT Fines American Eagle $900,000 For Violation Of 3-Hour Tarmac Rule
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    An American Eagle airline pilot whose breath smelled of alcohol was removed from the cockpit and arrested just before liftoff in Minneapolis on Friday after FAA authorities were tipped off by TSA agents. The TSA said they became suspicious of the airline pilot because his name was Captain Morgan.
    An American Eagle airline pilot whose breath smelled of alcohol was removed from the cockpit and arrested just before liftoff in Minneapolis on Friday after FAA authorities were tipped off by TSA agents. The TSA said they became suspicious of the airline pilot because his name was Captain Morgan.
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    An American Eagle airline pilot whose breath smelled of alcohol was removed from the cockpit and arrested just before liftoff in Minneapolis on Friday after FAA authorities were tipped off by TSA agents. The TSA said they became suspicious of the airline pilot because his name was Captain Morgan.
    Keith Richards confirmed it on Friday. Though the dates haven’t been set, there WILL be a Rolling Stones tour in 2013. At their ages, let’s just pray there are no wardrobe malfunctions.
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    Keith Richards confirmed it on Friday. Though the dates haven't been set, there WILL be a Rolling Stones tour in 2013. At their ages, let's just pray there are no wardrobe malfunctions.
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    Russia has banned Americans from adopting Russian children. Or, as Angelina Jolie said, "Thank goodness I have a dual Cambodian citizenship."
    PGA TOUR – 2007 PODS Championship – Final Round
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    We turned our clocks back one hour Sunday morning. It was nice getting back the hour I wasted last week watching Donald Trump make that “big announcement” about President Obama.
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    We turned our clocks back one hour Sunday morning. It was nice getting back the hour I wasted last week watching Donald Trump make that "big announcement" about President Obama.
  • An Ohio woman known as the “cleaning fairy” has been arrested for illegally entering a random house just to clean it. She’s being charged with breaking and Endusting.
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    Andrew Burton/Getty Images
    During an Aerosmith performance on the “Today Show” Friday morning, Steven Tyler dropped an F-Bomb. Also falling were 2-hearing aids and a pair of dentures.
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    Frank Micelotta/Getty Images
    Weird, but just before Halloween, a half-black, half-orange lobster was caught by a fisherman off the coast of Massachusetts. The fisherman described the specimen as extremely rare and incredibly delicious.
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    (AP Photo/New England Aquarium, Emily Bauernseind)
    The parents of Jessica and Ashley Simpson are divorcing. I always had them outlasting Homer and Marge.
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    (Photo by Gaye Gerard/Getty Images)
    An entire row of seats on two separate American Airlines flights became loose from their moorings and began sliding around the aircraft. So now it’s not just the flight attendants, pilots and Alec Baldwin who are coming unhinged.
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    (Photo by Joe Raedle/Getty Images)
    A man confessed to police that he murdered his ex-girlfriend 2-days after he denied killing the woman on “Dr. Phil”. That’s why I always say if you’re looking for honesty, you’ve got to watch “Jerry Springer”.
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    (Photo by Alex Wong/Getty Images)
  • Naturalists in New Orleans say Louisiana’s marshlands are vanishing so quickly; they lose the equivalent of a football field every 90 minutes. Yup, the marshlands are disappearing quicker than the Saints playoff chances.
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    Jonathan Daniel/Getty Images
    The Walt Disney Company has laid off 50 employees from their online unit, Disney.com. Bigger cuts are coming, people. I mean, when you think about it, does Snow White really need all seven dwarfs? Like she couldn’t get by with 3? Tighten your belt, lady!
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    (Photo by China Photos/Getty Images)
    A new Italian study says the average male penis has decreased in size by 10 percent in the last 50 years. Or, as Anderson Cooper said, “I’m all over this story.”
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    Paul Morigi/Getty Images
    Justin Timberlake told Jay Leno last week that onion rings once helped him talk his way out of a speeding ticket. Lance Bass said, “Please tell me Justin had to place them around his penis.”
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    Justin Timberlake told Jay Leno last week that onion rings once helped him talk his way out of a speeding ticket. Lance Bass said, "Please tell me Justin had to place them around his penis."
    Anna Gristina, known as the Manhattan “Hockey Mom Madam,” has pled guilty to running a prostitution ring. Seriously? Get the puck outta here!
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    DON EMMERT/AFP/GettyImages
    The regular refs were back for their first post-lockout game Thursday night in the Browns/Ravens game, which was a shame for the Browns, because the replacement refs were their only chance to win.
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    (Photo by Larry French/Getty Images)
  • Federal agents now say that the infamous 2009 underwear bomber’s explosives failed to detonate because he wore the underwear bomb for 3-weeks straight. That’ll make your Fruit of the Loom’s rot on the vine.
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    Arnold Schwarzenegger told “60 Minutes” Sunday night that the affair he had with his maid was “the stupidest thing” he did during his “whole relationship” with Maria Shriver. Yeah, but “Jingle All the Way” comes in a pretty close second.
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    ROBYN BECK/AFP/GettyImages
    A spokesman for the replacement refs claims they made no major mistakes on Monday Night Football, just a couple of Honey Boo-Boo’s.
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    Kevin Casey/Getty Images
    Government officials now say Hurricane Isaac damaged 13,000 homes. And you thought Kristen Stewart was a home-wrecker.
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    JOE KLAMAR/AFP/GettyImages
    Barry Bonds said this week he supports Lance Armstrong. Yup, Barry and Lance, sitting in a tree, J-U-I-C-I-N-G!
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    Justin Sullivan/Getty Images News
    The Christian Broadcasting Network reported on Wednesday that the Democrats have removed all references to God in their 2012 Party Platform. A party spokesman apologized saying Anthony Weiner removed God accidentally when he was trying to delete his browsing history.
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  • Legendary announcer Vin Scully says he’ll stay on as the Voice of the Dodgers for one more season. At 84-years-old, he’ll need at least that long to memorize the names of all the new Dodger players.
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    Michael Buckner/Getty Images
    Did you know that the space suit the late Neil Armstrong wore on the Moon was made by Playtex? Yup, the bra people! The Playtex space suit is just like those stages of a rocket that detach and fall away. It lifts and separates!
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    Matt Stroshane/Getty Images
    Wynn’s Hotel in Las Vegas has waived Prince Harry’s hotel bill. Who knew Wynn’s had a “You Wave Your Winkie, We Waive Your Bill” policy?
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    Wynn's Hotel in Las Vegas has waived Prince Harry's hotel bill. Who knew Wynn's had a "You Wave Your Winkie, We Waive Your Bill" policy?
    Good luck to Rosie O’Donnell who had a stent inserted after suffering a heart attack last week. Upon hearing Rosie was ill, Donald Trump demanded to see Rosie’s death certificate.
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    Jeff J Mitchell/Getty Images
    Because of a labor dispute in the National Football League, replacement refs are officiating this year’s preseason games. It’s not only the refs that are bogus. Today the NFL admitted that there’s actually no cheese in your nachos.
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    (Photo by Jonathan Daniel/Getty Images)
    For the first time ever, “The Price is Right” is auditioning male models. Although ex-host Bob Barker is insisting that they be spayed or neutered .
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    Michael Buckner/Getty Images
  • Wide receiver Chad Johnson has been released from the Miami Dolphins after he was arrested for head-butting his newlywed wife who confronted him when she found a receipt for condoms in his car. Terrell Owens, it’s your move. Randy Moss, stand by.
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    Mike Ehrmann
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    LSU’s 2011 Heisman finalist, Tyrann “Honey Badger” Mathieu, has been kicked off the team for allegedly violating the team’s anti-drug policy for a 2nd time. Well, LSU’s loss should end up being the Raiders or the Bengals gain.
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    Chris Graythen/Getty Images Sport
    The San Diego Chargers oft-injured running back Ryan Matthews is out for at least 6-weeks with a broken collarbone he sustained on his first rushing attempt of the preseason. I’m not surprised. Matthews once received a season-ending injury during a pillow fight.
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    (Photo by Jonathan Daniel/Getty Images)
    Russian President Vladimir Putin is having a torrid affair with a gymnast on Russia’s Olympic team. Let me be the first to ask, “How’s the little woman?”
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    Peter Macdiarmid/Getty Images News
    Joan Rivers says Costco’s decision not to sell her book violates her free speech rights. Get over it Joan. The answer to “Can we talk?” is sometimes “NO!”
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    Sunday night was the 1st NFL preseason game, and on Tuesday, country artist Randy Travis was arrested for a DUI after police found him drunk and naked laying in the road next to his car. Travis was last arrested for public intoxication 5 months ago on Super Bowl Sunday. I have 1 question for Travis. Are You Ready For Some Football?
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    (Photo by Tom Burns/Getty Images)
  • Scientists say the ancient Martian crater where the Curiosity rover landed looks strikingly similar to Earth. The strip mall even has a 7-11.
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    (Photo by Roberto Gonzalez/Getty Images)
    NASA’s Curiosity rover is basically a car that relentlessly takes pictures. Scientists got the idea from the paparazzi chasing Justin Bieber.
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    (Photo by NASA via Getty Images)
    Not everyone is happy with Snoop Dogg changing his name to Snoop Lion. McGruff the Crime Dog says he was going to change his name to McGruff the Crime Lion.
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    FREDERIC J. BROWN/AFP/Getty Images
    The National Enquirer is doubling down on claims that Macaulay Culkin is addicted to heroin. You just can’t leave this kid home alone.
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    ROBERT GALBRAITH/AFP/Getty Images
    Levi Johnston is filing for full custody of his son Tripp because he says video of the 3-year-old using the F-word on Bristol Palin’s reality show proves she’s an unfit mother. Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
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    The couple that was arrested for having sex in the middle of the aisle at a Wal-Mart store says they were confused by a sign that read, “All dresses half-off till closing.”  Imagine what they’d do at Bed, Bath and Beyond.
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    (Photo by Daniel Aguilar/Getty Images)
  • The gold medal-winning U.S. Women’s Gymnastics Team has been nicknamed the ‘Fab Five’. Coincidentally, that’s what Fred Willard nicknamed the fingers on his right hand.
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    In an interview with Bob Costas, U.S. Olympic gymnast McKayla Maroney said “There ‘is’ no words” to describe winning the gold medal. She ‘do’ got that right.
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    Apparently, Justin Bieber thinks the most annoying part of being famous is when fans come up to you when you’re eating. As for Chuck E. Cheese, they say they enjoy the extra business.
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    Police are trying to restore law and order after 4-days of rioting and violence in Anaheim—the home of Disneyland. Whatever became of, “To all who come to this happy place: Welcome!”
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    (Photo by Paul Hiffmeyer/Disney Parks via Getty Images)
    2-dozen Penn State football players have signed a pledge saying they’re staying at the school. Although they do say they’ll shower at home.
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    2-dozen Penn State football players have signed a pledge saying they're staying at the school. Although they do say they'll shower at home.
    Junior running back Silas Redd is considering leaving scandal-ridden Penn State and transferring to USC. Yup, that USC. My guess is Silas doesn’t read the newspaper.
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    (Photo by Justin K. Aller/Getty Images)
  • Wells Fargo has agreed to pay $175 million to settle allegations that it discriminated against minority borrowers by deliberately steering them into risky mortgages. It was really tragic. George Jefferson lost his deluxe apartment in the sky.
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    (Photo by Frank Micelotta/Getty Images)
    The L.A. Dodgers have signed Cuban defector Yasiel Puig to a 7-year, $42-million-dollar contract. Puig is described as “a linebacker with defensive back speed.” Hmmm…A baseball team, owned by a former basketball star, is paying $42-million for a football player. No wonder the Dodgers can’t score any runs!
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    An international team of scientists announced on Monday that they have finally found the long-sought “God Particle” that could explain the unsolved mysteries of the universe. Lindsay Lohan swears she has no idea how it got into her purse.
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    The bad news, 8 TSA agents in New Jersey have been fired for sleeping on the job. The worse news? They were all sleeping with Snooki.
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    Ann Curry has said goodbye to “The Today Show.” Next week, they’ll start their summer promotion, “Where in the world is Matt Lauer’s conscience?”
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    Almost 1,100 bags of lettuce sold at Wal-Mart and Kroger stores have been recalled because they may be contaminated with listeria. So if you’re having a salad, be sure to begin your meal by saying “Lettuce pray.”
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    (Photo by Justin Sullivan/Getty Images)
  • “Jeopardy” host Alex Trebek suffered a minor heart attack over the weekend. I’m sorry. What did Alex Trebek experience over the weekend?
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    A study by the University of North Carolina says that commonly used baby soaps and shampoos, including products from Johnson & Johnson and CVS, can trigger a positive result on newborns’ marijuana screening tests. What did you think they meant when they called it ‘Herbal’ Essence?
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    A study by the University of North Carolina says that commonly used baby soaps and shampoos, including products from Johnson & Johnson and CVS, can trigger a positive result on newborns' marijuana screening tests. What did you think they meant when they called it 'Herbal' Essence?
    Rihanna’s new tattoo is a falcon that looks like a handgun. I think it makes her look like a ‘falcon’ idiot.
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    Rihanna's new tattoo is a falcon that looks like a handgun. I think it makes her look like a 'falcon' idiot.
    There’s a new version of Monopoly based on “The Godfather.” The little silver car has a body in the trunk.
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    There's a new version of Monopoly based on "The Godfather." The little silver car has a body in the trunk.
    L.A. Kings goalie Jonathan Quick dropped 3 F-Bombs at the rally following the team’s Stanley Cup championship parade Thursday. What the puck was he thinking?
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    Betty White met with President Obama at the White House this week. She says he was fun, but he’s certainly no Tom Jefferson.
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    (Photo by Toby Canham/Getty Images)
  • Madonna’s breast popped out of her dress while performing a song in Turkey. Luckily, the breast bounced off her knee and jumped right back in.
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    DANI POZO/AFP/GettyImages
    Actress Ann Rutherford, who played Scarlett O’Hara’s little sister in the 1939 movie “Gone with the Wind,” has died at age 94. If she’s buried wearing Scarlett’s dress, it really will be ‘curtains’ for her.
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    Actor Frank Cady who played Sam Drucker on the TV series “Green Acres” has died at the age of 96. Just like fellow “Green Acres” character Oliver Douglas, Sam ‘bought the farm’.
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    Lady Gaga was accidentally hit on the head with a pole during a concert in New Zealand.  Her first response was, “Oh, I’m fine. Now, let’s do ‘Borderline’ then ‘Like a Virgin’!”
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    Charlie Sheen tells Rolling Stone that he considers a girl’s feet when deciding if he wants to date her. My guess is, if she insists on staying on them, she’s out.
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    Taco Bell’s Doritos taco is now officially the chain’s most popular product ever. Over 100-million sold in just 10 days. And you were worried about the hole in the ozone layer before…
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  • Several members of the cast of “Happy Days,” including Potsie Webber, Ralph Malph, Mrs. Cunningham and Joanie, are suing Paramount Television for $500,000 they say is owed to them in DVD sales. Paramount asked that the case be decided by an impartial magistrate, to which Ralph Malph replied, “Magistrate! We’ll go blind if we do that. I still got it!”
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    (Photo by Vince Bucci/Getty Images)
    Seattle’s Space Needle is considering adding 3 all-glass viewing platforms that will jut out from the structure 520-ft above ground and give visitors the allusion of walking on air. No word how they’ll solve the problem of Justin Bieber crashing into it.
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    GABRIEL BOUYS/AFP/Getty Images
    Justin Bieber suffered a mild concussion Thursday after he ran into a glass wall backstage at a concert in Paris. Somewhere, there’s a photographer laughing.  Is this just me, or do you see a Bieber/Windex commercial in the near future?
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    Golfer Phil Mickelson is part of a group that wants to buy the woeful San Diego Padres. Someone needs to explain to Phil that the low score doesn’t win in baseball.
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    Jeopardy host Alex Trebek says he may retire at the end of the season. Then I had to ask myself, “Does the season every really end?”  Notice that I put that question in the form of a question.
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    (Photo by Kris Connor/Getty Images)
    The Triple A says almost 35-million Americans hit the roads over Memorial Day weekend as gas prices fell 16-cents a gallon from last year’s peak. So not only could Americans afford to drive places, some of them could afford to drive back too!
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  • Johnson and Johnson Band-Aids has teamed up with The Muppets to provide an app that allows animated Muppet characters to talk to you from your band-aid. Here’s my question…Will Oscar the Grouch become Oscar the Ouch?
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    “American Idol’s” ratings continue to decline from its glory days, even as they crowned a new champion Wednesday night. You know things are getting bad when J-Lo says, “Remember, we were up against a hockey game.”
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    A new insurance company study which says that 80% of all fatal and serious car accidents are caused by male drivers concludes that women are better drivers than men. Of course women are better drivers. They get all that extra practice driving around the shopping mall searching for parking spaces.
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    Van Halen postponed 30 dates on their reunion tour last week due to “fatigue.” David Lee Roth is quoted as saying, “We bit off way more than we could chew.” And that was even after they hired nurses to cut the chunks into manageable pieces.
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    Prince Harry plays the tambourine in a new music video to honor the 60th year of the reign of his ‘grandmum’, Queen Elizabeth. I’d tell Harry to keep his day job, but he doesn’t have one.
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    Prince Harry plays the tambourine in a new music video to honor the 60th year of the reign of his 'grandmum', Queen Elizabeth. I'd tell Harry to keep his day job, but he doesn't have one.
    Christian teens in the Philippines have been lining up to protest an upcoming Lady Gaga concert. Apparently, the Filipino teens are Coo-Coo for Cocoa Puffs but they’re not Goo-Goo for Gaga.
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  • According to his wife, actor Nick Stahl, who played John Connor in “Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines,” has been missing since May 9th. Connor’s wife said, “I’m very worried. I totally believed John when he said, “I’ll be back.”
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    Olympic officials say they plan to use high-pitched and painful sounds to disperse large crowds at the London Games this summer. So I guess the Spice Girls reunion is on.
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    May 15th marked the 250th anniversary of the sandwich. How ironic that the sandwich anniversary celebration would be held in May-o.  To celebrate I went to the radio station vending machine and bought a 250-year-old sandwich.
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    Jamie Squire
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    Barbra Streisand, who was born and raised in Brooklyn, will perform there for the first time in her career in October. Can you really be surprised Barbra forgot where she came from? After all those plastic surgeries, she forgot what she looks like too.
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    Here’s your unintentional ‘Joke of the Day’. Tuesday, on “Hardball with Chris Matthews”, Chris asked NBC News terrorism analyst Roger Cressey if he were the TSA screener on the scene, would he be able to detect that new and improved underwear bomb. His answer, “It ‘depends’.”
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    A Los Angeles County sheriff’s detective is in hot water after he was caught on the reality show “Bait Car” failing to read suspected criminals their Miranda Rights. Det. Anthony Shapiro told the suspects, “You watch TV. You know your rights and all that.” He’s got a point. It’s estimated the Miranda Rights have been read to suspects nearly 20-million times. Half of the time on episodes of “Law & Order,” the rest to Lindsay Lohan.
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  • Even though she turns 40 on July 10th, Sofia Vergara was turned away from a New York Night Club because she didn’t bring her ID. New York nightclubs have gotten a lot stricter since Plaxico Burress snuck a gun in his pants and shot himself in the leg.
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    Told that his cousin Goober had died, Gomer Pyle said, “Shazzam, this can’t be happening.” It was either that or, “Shazzam, this Aunt Bea happening.”
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    Congratulations to the L.A. Kings who swept the St. Louis Blues to advance to the NHL Western Conference finals. My problem with hockey is I have a hard time seeing the puck. Probably because I’m watching a basketball game.
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    Doug Pensinger
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    A couple in Indiana claims that a deer got into their house and filled up their bathtub with water. Isn’t that strange? I always thought they took showers.
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    Firefighters remained on the scene Wednesday at Tyler Perry Studios battling a blaze that destroyed the back lots where all the “Madea” movies are made. Investigators didn’t determine what caused the inferno, but Ebert and Roeper gave the fire two thumbs up.
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    Bobby Brown told Matt Lauer this week it’s not his fault Whitney Houston became an addict and that he’s “not the reason that Whitney is gone.” I mean, it’s not like Bobby ever twisted Whitney’s arm or put a gun to her head and MADE her do cocaine. Well, unless you believe the FBI wiretaps and the official police reports…
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  • Eels from Lake Michigan are being shipped to the British Royal Family to make a traditional English pie for Queen Elizabeth. In Britain, lamprey pies are served on special occasions, even Christmas. You remember the song, “Eel be Home for Christmas.”
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    (Photo by Chris Jackson/Getty Images)
    I think Kim Kardashian may have gotten a little naughty at the White House Correspondent’s Dinner. At the end of a night, the Secret Service found a “Missionary Position Accomplished” banner hanging on the door of the Lincoln Bedroom.
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    Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon have renewed their wedding vows for the 4th time. To me, it’s over-kill. This seems less like renewing vows and more like re-vowing to stay in the news.  That may not be the funniest first joke I’ve ever done, but at least I’m off to a better start than Albert Pujols…
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    The Space Shuttle Enterprise executed a dramatic fly-over New York City on Friday to the delight of millions of onlookers. To which Sully Sullenberger said, “Big deal! Did it land on the Hudson River? I think not.”
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    Analysts looking at photos of North Korean missiles in a recent parade say the rockets are poorly constructed fakes.  I guess we should give North Korean leader Kim Jong Un a break. What guy hasn’t exaggerated about the quality of his missile?
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    Al Gore was on the Weather Channel this morning. He’s now claiming that climate change is causing the NFL Draft to become 75% draftier.
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    Al Gore was on the Weather Channel this morning. He's now claiming that climate change is causing the NFL Draft to become 75% draftier.
  • In Germany, 163 contestants competed in the International World’s Best Beard Tournament. The winner for the 7th consecutive year was Katie Holmes.
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    NASCAR says they’ll use a hybrid pace car for the first time at the Sprint Cup Series event in Richmond, Virginia, later this month. Although, the providers of the Ford Focus have agreed to remove the Obama/Biden bumper sticker to discourage Ted Nugent from shooting out the tires.
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    NASCAR says they'll use a hybrid pace car for the first time at the Sprint Cup Series event in Richmond, Virginia, later this month. Although, the providers of the Ford Focus have agreed to remove the Obama/Biden bumper sticker to discourage Ted Nugent from shooting out the tires.
    Miley Ciley was rushed to the ER on Tuesday after badly cutting her hand in a kitchen blender. Miley…That’s not how you make Bloody Mary’s.
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    Arguing in favor of a bill that could help to save the U.S. Postal Service, Democratic Senate leader Harry Reid said this week that senior citizens “love getting junk mail” because it’s “sometimes their only way of communicating or feeling like they’re part of the real world.” Hey, everybody! Sen. Harry Reid is 72-years-old. If seniors love junk mail so much, I say we send all of ours to him.
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    Arguing in favor of a bill that could help to save the U.S. Postal Service, Democratic Senate leader Harry Reid said this week that senior citizens "love getting junk mail" because it's "sometimes their only way of communicating or feeling like they're part of the real world." Hey, everybody! Sen. Harry Reid is 72-years-old. If seniors love junk mail so much, I say we send all of ours to him.
    The Secret Service interviewed Ted Nugent Thursday concerning comments he made about about President Obama. You know, until this week, I would have thought the Secret Service had better things to do with its time.
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    The Secret Service interviewed Ted Nugent Thursday concerning comments he made about about President Obama. You know, until this week, I would have thought the Secret Service had better things to do with its time.
    Taylor Hanson of Hanson fame is about to become a father AGAIN. He and his wife are expecting child #5. If you were wondering what he’s been doing since Hanson, now you know.
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  • At the St. Louis Zoo, Newt Gingrich got too close to one of the animals and was bit on the hand by a penguin. A penguin wearing a Santorum button.
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    The U.S. Forest Service in Colorado says they may have to use explosives to dislodge a group of cows that wandered into an old cabin, then died and froze solid when they couldn’t get out. See, this is why I don’t like waiting till the cows come home.
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    A report released Monday by the Transportation Safety Board of Canada says that last year 16 passengers were injured when a sleepy Air Canada pilot suddenly plunged his jet into a 400-foot nosedive because he mistook the planet Venus for an oncoming airplane. The same thing happens to me while I’m driving. I once swerved into oncoming traffic to avoid driving right up Uranus.
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    JOERG KOCH/AFP/Getty Images
    The good news…Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis have been spotted hanging out together. The bad news…they were spotted by Demi Moore in a long-range rifle scope.
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    Stewart Cook
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    President Obama has called for a “rigorous probe” into the Secret Service prostitution scandal. Isn’t rigorous probing what got the Secret Service in trouble in the first place?
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    (Photo by Pete Marovich/Getty Images)
    Thursday was the 100th anniversary of the sinking of the Titanic. So you might want to cool it today on the iceberg lettuce.
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    Sean Gallup
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  • Did you see this? An army of people searched in vain under trees and bushes for an errant Phil Mickelson golf ball at the Masters tournament before finally giving up after several minutes. Tiger Woods said, “What’s the big deal about losing a golf ball? I lost 6 houses and $750-million.”
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    Andrew Redington/Getty Images Sport
    A new study claims that four out of 10 Americans are now obese. Originally, they thought it was five out of 10, but it turned out that one was so fat, they thought he was two people.
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    John Moore/Getty Images News
    In 1931, the first Hostess “Twinkie” went on sale. I believe that someone finally ate that one just the other day. Yes, never had so many preservatives tasted so good.
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    Tim Boyle/Getty Images News
    Yahoo says it’s going to let go of 2,000 employees so they can “reshape their future.” Makes you wonder what kind of Yahoo’s are running the company.
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    Justin Sullivan
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    Two of Hollywood’s biggest unions have merged into one. SAG and AFTRA have now become SAG-AFTRA… which sounds like a medication that comes with a lot of side effects. “Ask your doctor about SAG-AFTRA.”
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    PHILIPPE HUGUEN
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    “Titanic: 3D” opens in theaters on Wednesday. 3D, by the way, stands for $3 more than the last time you saw it in the theater.
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    MERIE WALLACE/AFP/Getty Images
  • The Los Angeles Dodgers have been sold for $2-billion-dollars to a group of investors headed by Magic Johnson. The group does have a plan to make a profit. They’re going to charge $4-billion for the TV contract, and $175.00 for a 12-ounce beer.
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    The Los Angeles Dodgers have been sold for $2-billion-dollars to a group of investors headed by Magic Johnson. The group does have a plan to make a profit. They're going to charge $4-billion for the TV contract, and $175.00 for a 12-ounce beer.
    A video is making the Internet rounds showing “Clueless” star Alicia Silverstone pre-chewing her 10-month-old son’s food and then regurgitating it into his mouth. Remind me not to accept any dinner invitations to Alicia Silverstone’s house.
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    A video is making the Internet rounds showing "Clueless" star Alicia Silverstone pre-chewing her 10-month-old son's food and then regurgitating it into his mouth. Remind me not to accept any dinner invitations to Alicia Silverstone's house.
    16-year-old Mason Bennett won this year’s Odor-Eaters Stinky Sneakers contest. This kid’s sneakers smelled so bad, the tongues of his shoes started gagging and his Odor-Eaters threw up all over his socks.
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May 15th marked the 250th anniversary of the sandwich. How ironic that the sandwich anniversary celebration would be held in May-o. To celebrate I went to the radio station vending machine and bought a 250-year-old sandwich.
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